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Blind, Deaf

Author: Dr Roger Gibson

A woman gives a beggar 50 p.

“God bless you and bring you better luck,” she says. “Your affliction is hard to suffer, I’m sure. But I suppose blindness would be worse.”

“Oh, yes ma’am,” the beggar says. “When I was blind I used to get loads of foreign coins.” 

This joke was written and presented by Dr Roger Gibson of Abbey Wood, London. Punch-lines and cartoon views of particular jokes are available on products such as:• Mugs;• Tee-shirts;• Embroidered Base-ball Caps;• Tea-towels;• Bath-towels;• Beach-towels;• Etc.These can be viewed and purchased at the Gallery Shop. 24th December 2007

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