A man comes into a bar. He asks the barmaid for a pint glass.
“What d’you want in it?” asks the barmaid.
“Put in two double cognacs, two double vodkas and two double rums, please.”
The barmaid does so.
“Now two double ports and a large Martini Rosso, please. After that, keep adding shots of yellow Chartreuse till the glass is completely full.”
As soon as it is put before him, the man takes a long pull on his enormous drink.
He sighs heavily and says to the barmaid: “You know, I really shouldn’t be drinking this - not with what I’ve got.”
"What have you got then?" the barmaid asks.
This joke was written and presented by Dr Roger Gibson of Abbey Wood, London. Punch-lines and cartoon views of particular jokes are available on products such as:• Mugs;• Tee-shirts;• Embroidered Base-ball Caps;• Tea-towels;• Bath-towels;• Beach-towels;• Etc.These can be viewed and purchased at the Gallery Shop. 24th December 2007
