Score: 3 / 5
A man wearing an eye patch comes into the doctor’s.
“I’m very worried, doctor,” he says. “Five days ago I inadvertently swallowed my glass eye. I’ve been looking for it in my stools, but it hasn’t turned up. I’ll admit tobeing rather an obsessive type - and I’ve a phobia about x-rays and scans. Could you look into my stomach through one of those optical probes to see if the eye’s there?”
The doctor agrees and puts a probe down the man’s throat.
“No signs of it, I’m afraid,” he says.
“Don’t you think it might be further on down through me? Could you put the probe up my back passage, to see if the eye’s nearing the end of its journey?”
“All right, - as you’re obviously so upset,” the doctor says.
He puts the optical probe into his patient’s rectum.
“That’s funny,” the patient says, “I can see you!”
