Darren Cord wins £4000 on the lottery, and decides to blue it on a Mediterranean pleasure cruise.
When the ship gets to Cairo, a sailor tells him of a brothel where Fifi, the largest whore in the world plies her self. He pays to spend an afternoon with her. She’s not just the biggest woman Darren has ever seen, she is the biggest thing he’s seen. When he tries a little manual foreplay, not just his fingers, but his arm goes into her – then his shoulder, and then all of him. He is lost in a vast, lusciously ammonial-smelling sac. Holding onto Fifi’s enormous clitoris for guidance, he manages to get out. Then he realizes he has left his copper bracelet behind, which he believes will protect him from arthritis.
He goes back in to get it. Crawling about in the dark, he meets an army officer.
“Have you seen a copper bracelet, mate?” he asks.
“Never mind that,” says the officer.
