Jimmy dies and approaches the gates of heaven. An bouncer-angel appears and asks for his ID. "That's OK," he says but there three questions that you must answer correctly to enter.
"The first questions is - name the two days of the week beginning with the letter T."
"The second question is - state how many seconds in a year."
"The third question is - state God's first name."
"So now the answers: Name the two days of the week beginning with the letter T." "Today and tomorrow," said Jimmy."How many seconds in a year?" "Twelve," said Jimmy; "2nd January, 2nd February, 2nd March ..... .""What is God's first name?"- "Andy." Jimmy sang:
