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Nine letters

Author: Bryn Roberts

A ‘COUNTDOWN’ contestant selected:

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consonant, (see), C;

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consonant, (tee), T;

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vowel, (ee), E;

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consonant, (en), N;

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consonant, (es), S;

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consonant, (are), R;

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vowel, (eye), I;

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vowel, (ee), E;

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vowel, (oh), O.

On the board: C T E N S R I E O

The chairman said – for the umpteenth time, ‘and here’s the cuck’.

The clock ticked off the minute.

Both contestants, a man and a woman, reported 9 letter words.

The woman said ‘RESECTION’.

The man said – ‘I never thought I would say this – I’ve got ERECTIONS’.

The ‘corner’ reported no ERECTIONS and it wasn’t put up on the board.

The programme’s editor did not have to resign.

 

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