

A ‘COUNTDOWN’ contestant selected:
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consonant, (see), C;
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consonant, (tee), T;
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vowel, (ee), E;
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consonant, (en), N;
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consonant, (es), S;
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consonant, (are), R;
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vowel, (eye), I;
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vowel, (ee), E;
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vowel, (oh), O.
On the board: C T E N S R I E O
The chairman said – for the umpteenth time, ‘and here’s the cuck’.
The clock ticked off the minute.
Both contestants, a man and a woman, reported 9 letter words.
The woman said ‘RESECTION’.
The man said – ‘I never thought I would say this – I’ve got ERECTIONS’.
The ‘corner’ reported no ERECTIONS and it wasn’t put up on the board.
The programme’s editor did not have to resign.